person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly
#129: Magikarp #131: Lapras #278: Wingull
OKAY SO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE POKEMON CEREAL FROM 2000?
SOMEONE CONTACTED KELLOGG’S LAST YEAR ABOUT BRINGING IT BACK AND THEY REPLIED:
"Unfortunately, consumer demand was not strong enough to support continued production
However, if our continued research indicates a…
when you’re down to your least favorite pokemon